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Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back (Submitted by

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said “I CAN’T FIX THAT!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”