Yo Mama Jokes-Yo Mama So Poor

Yo Mama So Poor

Yo Mama So Poor Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s whose definitely living on a budget!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their broke-as-a-joke mother. So check these Yo Mama So Poor Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money!
Yo mama so poor she couldn’t afford to apply for Medicare!
Yo mama so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
Yo mama so poor that burglars break in and leave money.
Yo mama so poor that for Halloween, her trick was the treat.
Yo mama so poor that her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
Yo mama so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.
Yo mama so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.
Yo mama so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said “Hey, get off the car!”
Yo mama so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said “Who knocked?”
Yo mama so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, “Who turned off the lights?”
Yo mama so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said “3rd bucket to your right.”
Yo mama so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.
Yo mama so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said “Who’s tearing down the drapes?”
Yo mama so poor that she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor that she can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama so poor that she can’t even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo mama so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama so poor that she has to wear her McDonald’s uniform to church.
Yo mama so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.
Yo mama so poor that she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo mama so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor that she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor that she’s got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo mama so poor that the bank repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.
Yo mama so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said “what are you doing” and she said I’m “booking a hotel!”
Yo mama so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said “Spaghetti.”
Yo mama so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said “moving.”
Yo mama so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Remodeling.”
Yo mama so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said “Hey miss, lost a shoe?” she said “Nope, just found one!”
Yo mama so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said “who turned off the heater?”
Yo mama so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said “Don’t use the good china!”
Yo mama so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so poor, that her doormat doesn’t say “welcome”, it says “welfare”.

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