YO MAMA SO DARK

YO MAMA SO DARK

YO MAMA SO DARK

Yo Mama So Dark Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s disappear at nightfall!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their very dark mother. So check these Yo Mama So Dark jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so dark that her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama so dark that her nickname is midnight.

Yo mama so dark that she bleeds molasses.

Yo mama so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars… except when she smiles.

Yo mama so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.

Yo mama so dark that she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo mama so dark that she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.

Yo mama so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Yo mama so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.

Yo mama so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets.

Yo mama so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.