Yo Mama So Dirty

Yo Mama So Dirty

Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who make Right Guard turn left!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their hygiene impaired mother. So check these Yo Mama So Dirty Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama  so dirty that a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama  so dirty that even  Swamp Thing told her to take a shower.

Yo mama  so dirty that even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.

Yo mama  so dirty that every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit.

Yo mama  so dirty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama  so dirty that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo mama  so dirty that her tits leak sour milk.

Yo mama  so dirty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama  so dirty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama  so dirty that next to her a skunk smells sweet.

Yo mama  so dirty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama  so dirty that she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama  so dirty that she calls Janet “Miss Jackson.”

Yo mama  so dirty that she has a sign by her crotch that says: “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.”

Yo mama  so dirty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama  so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama  so dirty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama  so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.

Yo mama  so dirty that she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama  so dirty that she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama  so dirty that she makes speed stick slow down.

Yo mama  so dirty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama  so dirty that she’s got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama  so dirty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama  so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns.

Yo mama  so dirty that that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama  so dirty that the fishery pays her to stay away.

Yo mama  so dirty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama  so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.

Yo mama  so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said “I’ll wait.”

Yo mama  so dirty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama  so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it!

Yo mama  so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!

Yo mama  so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her ass crack it beings to grow!

Yo mama  so dirty, when the wind blows people yell “Sand Storm!!!”

Yo mama  so greasy that her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama  so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

Yo mama  so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.

Yo mama  so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

Yo mama  so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Yo mama  so greasy that she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama  so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama  so greasy that she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

Yo mama  so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her.

Yo mama  so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.