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Yo Mama So Fat Jokes, probably the mother of all Yo Mama Jokes.  No pun intended.  This category of Yo Mama Jokes should be the first line of defense against any incoming insult.  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their beautiful plus size mother. So check these Yo Mama So Fat Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so fat Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
Yo mama so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier.
Yo mama so fat MTX audio’s subwoofers couldn’t rattle her bones!
Yo mama so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.
Yo mama so fat that even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat that even Dora can’t explore her!
Yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat that God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
Yo mama so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
Yo mama so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat that light bends around her.
Yo mama so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
Yo mama so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so fat that she can’t reach into her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
Yo mama so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
Yo mama so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.
Yo mama so fat that she eats “Wheat Thicks”.
Yo mama so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
Yo mama so fat that she gets group insurance.
Yo mama so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.
Yo mama so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo mama so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
Yo mama so fat that she has her own gravity field.
Yo mama so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat that she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.
Yo mama so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat that she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.
Yo mama so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
Yo mama so fat that she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
Yo mama so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
Yo mama so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama so fat that she was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade… wearing ropes.
Yo mama so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.
Yo mama so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
Yo mama so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that she’s half Italian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama so fat that she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat that she’s got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
Yo mama so fat that she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat that she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
Yo mama so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…
Yo mama so fat that that when when was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying “Caution! Wide Turn”.
Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
Yo mama so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo mama so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
Yo mama so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
Yo mama so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
Yo mama so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
Yo mama so fat that we’re in her right now!
Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
Yo mama so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad “sorry, you can’t park here”.
Yo mama so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says “to be continued”.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says “We don’t do livestock”.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.
Yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock at me?”
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
Yo mama so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes “New York, L.A., Chicago…”
Yo mama so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
Yo mama so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an Iphone, it turned into an Ipad.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”.
Yo mama so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
Yo mama so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
Yo mama so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Seinfeld.
Yo mama so fat that when she wants to shake someone’s hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama so fat that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.
Yo mama so fat that when she wears a “Malcolm X” T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”
Yo mama so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said “LET MY PEOPLE GO!”
Yo mama so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing “We Are Family”.
Yo mama so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”
Yo mama so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
Yo mama so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn’t use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn’t get dreams, she gets movies!
Yo mama so fat that she doesn’t need the internet – she’s worldwide.
Yo mama so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads “lose some weight”.
Yo mama fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth’s rotation!