Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Yo Mama So Old Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who are old as dirt!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their ancient mother. So check these Yo Mama So Old Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says “expired” on it.

Yo mama so old that her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old that her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mama so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama so old that she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.

Yo mama so old that she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old that she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo mama so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama so old that she owes Jesus a dollar

Yo mama so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mama so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old that she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo mama so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old that she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mama so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama so old that when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama so old that when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo mama so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.