Yo Mama So Short

Yo Mama So Short

Yo Mama Such Short Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who are always coming up short!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their vertically challenged mother. So check these Yo Mama Such a Slut jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so short that her homies are the Keebler Elves.

Yo mama so short that she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama so short that she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama so short that she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short that she does back flips under the bed.

Yo mama so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama so short that she has to look up to look down.

Yo mama so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O’Neal.

Yo mama so short that she models for trophies.

Yo mama so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare.

Yo mama so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so short that when I was dissin her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

Yo mama so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama so short that you can see her feet on her driver’s license!

Yo mama so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn’t touch the ground.