Yo Mama So Skinny

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who are on permanent diets!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their bony mother. So check these Yo Mama So Skinny jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards.

Yo mama so skinny that her nipples touch.

Yo mama so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.

Yo mama so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

Yo mama so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.

Yo mama so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Yo mama so skinny that if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

Yo mama so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

Yo mama so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

Yo mama so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes.

Yo mama so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man.

Yo mama so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo mama so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo mama so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet.

Yo mama so skinny that she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas.

Yo mama so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo mama so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo mama so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

Yo mama so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil.

Yo mama so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.