Yo Mama So Smelly

Yo Mama Jokes-Yo Mama's So Smelly

Yo Mama So Smelly Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who make Right Guard turn left!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their hygiene impaired mother. So check these yo mama so smelly jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape.
Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night.
Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength Tic-tacs.
Yo mama smells so bad her radio plays only one song Chamillionaire’s “Ridin Dirty”
Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama smells so bad that even a dog won’t sniff her ass!
Yo mama smells so bad that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high.
Yo mama smells so bad when she walks by the bathroom door, the toilet flush itself!
Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap.
Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes.
Yo mama so smelly she make right guard turn left, secret tell it all, and speed stick slow down!
Yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuses her of global warming.
Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away.
Yo mama so stank that even a car wash can’t clean her.
Yo mama so stank third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass.
Yo mama so stank, she uses Dr. Scholl’s Odor Eaters for panty liners.
Yo mama so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama’s smells so bad, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama’s so stank, she makes a skunk smell like roses.
Yo mama’s so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama’s so stank, when You were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mom’s panties are so funky, the roaches check in but they don’t check out.
Yo mom’s so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.