Yo Mama So White

Yo Mama So White

Yo Mama So White Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who are as pale as a ghost without being scared!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their pigment impaired mother. So check these Yo Mama So White Jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama so white she makes the holy ghost say “Dayum”

Yo mama so white she makes vanilla ice cream say daaaamm!

Yo mama so white, she could go to her wedding naked.

Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!

Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.

Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.

Yo mama so white, she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican!

Yo mama so white, she makes Zooey Deschanel look like Oprah!

Yo mama so white, she uses flour as makeup.

Yo mama so white, you family wear shades indoors!

Yo mama so white that she got in the hot-tub and made creamer!

Yo mama so white that when you turn off the lights you can still see her

Yo mama so white, during winter she’s invisible.

Yo mama so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.

Yo mama so white, that Charlie Sheen told her “The cocaine goes IN YOUR NOSE not all over your face genius”

Yo mama so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night!

Yo mama so white, when she visited the Whitehouse she got lost!