Yo Mama Such a Slut

Yo Mama Jokes-Yo Mama Such a Slut.

Yo Mama Such a Slut Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s who get around!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their free spirited mother. So check these Yo Mama Such a Slut jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball….. Round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama is like a carpenter’s dream – flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps!
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama is like an arcade game, when you give her a quarter she lets you play with her joy stick.
Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty – First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama is such a slut a man called her a bitch and she got down on her hands and knees.
Yo mama is such a slut she will have sex with you for a ride home.
Yo mama is such a slut that her legs are like peanut butter.. EASY TO SPREAD!
Yo mama is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas…. The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.
Yo mama is such a slut, her pussy is like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t cum in 30 minutes the next one is free.
Yo mama is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mama)) just so they could “f” her first.
Yo mama is such a slut, that b*tch has been on more wieners then Heinz Ketchup!
Yo mama is such a slut, that there’s a party in her mouth and everybody’s coming.
Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain’t that hard to score.
Yo mama so horny she takes a hotdog fills it up with mayo and stick it up her ass for fun.
Yo mama so slutty she’s like a brick always getting slapped by Mexicans.
Yo mama such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself.
Yo mama such a slut when a teacher told her to write an essay she went to have sex with a mexican. ESSAY ESAAY ESSAY!
Yo mama such a slut, her favorite word is HARDER!
Yo mama such a slut, her nickname is SUV because she’s big, black, and has room for 6 construction workers inside
Yo mama such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Yo mama such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
Yo mama such a slut, she don’t need the internet she already world wide.
Yo mama such a slut, she has more holes than Swiss cheese.
Yo mama such a slut, she is like a golf course everybody puts there balls in her.
Yo mama such a slut, she licked 3 pop sicles and got pregnant.
Yo Mama such a slut, she puts salt water down her Trousers to Keep her crabs Fresh.
Yo mama such a slut, she thinks L.O.V.E. stands for: Legs. Open. Very. Easy.
Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to “check in”.
Yo mama such a slut, that i came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna surprise.
Yo mama such a slut, that I could’ve been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo mama such a slut, that if her pussy had a password, it would be 1234.
Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Yo mama’s a slut, even Rapists use condoms.
Yo mama’s like a parking garage, three bucks and you’re in.
Yo mamas like a picture she has been taken at every angle.
Yo mama’s like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama’s like a race car driver – she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
Yo mama’s like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
Yo mama’s like a squirrel, she’s always got some nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama’s like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo mama’s like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
Yo mama’s like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo mama’s like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
Yo mama’s like the Pillsbury dough boy…..everybody pokes her.
Yo mama’s snatch has more friends than Tom on Myspace.
Yo mama’s such a slut her favorite appetizer is whorederves
Yo mama’s such a slut she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!
Yo mama’s such a slut she was the subject of the TV movie Fat Insane Whore.
Yo mama’s such a slut she’s like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama’s such a slut that some people say “the wind blows for free, how much u charge.”
Yo mama’s such a slut that when she walks her pussy claps.
Yo mama’s such a slut that when she went to Virgin Islands they had to change its name!
Yo mama’s such a slut, even the noble gases are attracted to her.
Yo mama’s such a slut, her pussy is called Jasmine, because it’s always got Aladdin.
Yo mama’s such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.
Yo mama’s such a slut, if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.
Yo mama’s such a slut, just like a Popsicle – everybody wants a fuckin lick!
Yo mama’s such a slut, she doesn’t say “Cock-a-doodle-do”, she says “Any cock’ll do!”
Yo mama’s such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she is like a protractor…..good at every angle.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she’s been compared to a Big Mac — full of fat and only worth a buck!
Yo mama’s such a slut, she’s like a race car driver…she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama’s such a slut, she’s like the Suez Canal – Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday…
Yo mama’s such a slut, that they’re having to paternity test with the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
Yo mama’s such a slut, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said “don’t forget to pull my hair”
Yo mama’s such a slut, Yo daddy is a multiple-choice question.
Your mama’s like a bowling ball gets fingered three times gets thrown down the alley and comes back for more.
Your mama’s like a screen door after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
Your mama’s such a whore she fucked the football team and had to get her stomach pumped.