Yo Mama’s House So Small

Yo Mama's House So Small

Yo Mama’s House So Small Jokes, is another great set of all Yo Mama Jokes to have in your arsenal of jokes. This set of Yo Mama Jokes will insult those mother’s whose home is the size of your bathroom!  No better way to break down the your opponent by insulting their mother limited space home. So check these yo mama’s so small jokes and add them to your arsenal.

Yo mama’s house is so small that when you walk in you already came out

Yo mama’s house is so small, her welcome mat only says “Well!”

Yo mama’s house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.

Yo mama’s house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.

Yo mama’s house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside.

Yo mama’s house is so small, she ain’t got room to change her mind.

Yo mama’s house is so small, she eats her meals off a dime

Yo mama’s house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door.

Yo mama’s house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.

Yo mama’s house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.

Yo mama’s house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.

Yo mama’s house so small that when she was eating in the kitchen her elbows were in the living room.

Yo mama’s house so small when she put the key in the front door she stabbed 5 people in the hallway.

Yo mama’s house so small, she order a large pizza and had to eat it outside.